It’s the thing everyone thinks of at one time or another as the new year approaches: Resolutions. And, inevitably, everyone has the same thought hit them next: Will I fail again? It’s something that we all begin and then fight the thoughts of failure the whole time we’re doing it. More on that in a minute.
The first of the year is certainly a time of reflection. But I also believe that reflection needs to be coupled with a good sense of humor–something to help balance out the intensity that can often accompany the realization that something needs to change in your life. And so, I offer to you some examples of New Year Resolutions that may or may not be the wisest of choices:
- “Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.”
- “My New Year’s resolution is to switch to a gym where there are far fewer people whose New Year’s resolution was to go to the gym.”
- “My New Year’s resolution is to be more selective about my bad decisions.”
- “New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.”
- “My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolution.”
- “Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.”
- “New Year’s Resolution: This year I’m going to incorporate ‘I don’t roll that way‘ into at least one conversation a week.”
- “My New Year’s resolution is to stop crying at Google commercials.”
- “My New Year’s resolution was to start smoking. One day in and I already stopped.”
- “My New Year’s resolution is to spend less time interacting with people and more time with my phone. Doing pretty well so far….”
Like I said, not sure how much wisdom there is in those words, but food for thought, right? I would encourage you not to take yourself too seriously as you pursue a resolution or any other goal you have this year. And, for what it’s worth to you, my personal experience has shown this to be true: Put two people pursuing the same goal next to each other–one attempting to do it on his own and the other doing it with God’s help as a follower of Jesus Christ–and you will always find that the person who enlisted the help of God Himself accomplishes much more with much less effort! So, my friend, save yourself some time and effort and do it right the first time…..